How to Dress Like an Arms Dealer
Engineered Garments Storm Coat in Olive
Engineered Garments with the milspo heater, got the Notre model out here looking like a forgotten Metal Gear Solid character. You have to imagine opening the jacket and revealing a leather harness with weapons and ammunition, you could fit an entire M4 under there and it wouldn’t show (don’t get any ideas, .exefailed takes no responsibility for any actions inspired by this post.) If guns aren’t your bag, well, you’ll still stay incredibly cozy with this teddy bear lookin’ acryllic fur and a belt around the waist to keep cold air at bay. It is a “storm coat” after all, it’d look incredibly steezy both on the city streets under an umbrella or on the foothills at the edge of enemy lines. Smoking isn’t cool but if you did happen to be smoking while wearing this it would definitely add something (don’t start smoking because .exefailed told you it would look cool.) Something about this coat just says bad, to me! I can’t help but write about how guns and tobacco match it. This isn’t fake news, I’m just reporting on the facts. This review will end now before tacit approval is shown for something even worse.
Look like a nice gentleman with the teddy bear storm coat for $1000USD at Notre. :) <3
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